I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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