You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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