she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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