I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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