That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
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Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
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Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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