dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
These tits shall not be calmed
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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