Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
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