remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
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Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
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This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
True strength comes from lack of pants
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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