Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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