friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
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You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
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Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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