God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I want to fling myself into the sun
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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