i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
we're making bets on your personal life
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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