I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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