I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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