If that was your dad, he is hot
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
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I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
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i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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