Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
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He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
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I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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