I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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