so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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