i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
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