Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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