There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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