so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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