How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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