He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
We need to get me chipped asap
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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