Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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