another moral hangover. fuck.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Randomize
