even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Randomize
