How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
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i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
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I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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