Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Sorry about my life...
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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