Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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