Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
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i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
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I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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