Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
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A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
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So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
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it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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