FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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