Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
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