I hope mine doesn't look like that
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Success! We fucked roommates!
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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