She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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