I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize
