I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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