Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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