I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
i now understand why vodka
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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