there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
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It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
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I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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