Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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