you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
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