For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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