I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
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Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
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i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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