yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
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at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
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The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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