Sponge bath it is.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Randomize
