I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
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Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
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Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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