Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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