She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
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1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
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Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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