Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
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