My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
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Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
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I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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