Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
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