Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS