I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems