you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
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Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
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I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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