I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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