we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
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