we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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